I want a pet sloth.....

Ted should know better than to show me videos of cute animals that I don't already have as pets. Watching Rocky started the turtle obsession (if you haven't seen the movies recently, watch them -- you'll understand), and spending time on Cuteoverload.com makes me lust for kittens (but in a non-sexual way, I swear!). Now, thanks to this video, I want a sloth.